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Let’s get a few things straight. No beating around anyone’s bush –> straight to the factttsss. This blog will only consist of posts that I will immediately regret after posting due to the fact that I have no business having any type of opinion on absolutely anything.. Also if you are hoping to read some genius interpretation of some of the finest literature please do both of us a favor and just block me, or whatever you do on WordPress to completely erase the risk of you reading my trash reviews that will make you instantly hate me and want to tell me why.

Also if you haven’t noticed…. I am not a writer, and I usually never reread anything. (Or am I just that bad at English that I can’t form a correct sentence?) So if bad punctuation and incorrect use of words drives you crazy please join the people who already hate me because I am a disgrace to book bloggers everywhere.

This is my little oasis where I can drink my wine, probably get a little too tipsy and post my reviews about the books that I am usually too embarrassed to openly say I am reading. (Why do I still love young teen love, gross)

Okay now if you are a visual person and want to know what kind of blog this is. Picture a trashcan on fire. No further explanation needed.

Sparrow

Book: Sparrow | Author: L.J. Shen | Genre: Erotic Literature, Fiction, Romance Novel | Rating: 3/5 ****TRIGGER WARNING OVER SCENES IN THE BOOK**** This book was….. Decent. You know when you read a bunch in a short amount of time and then you read something really safe? That is how I felt about this. I…

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Mr. Masters… STFU

Book: Mr. Masters | Author: TL Swan | Genre: Romance, Adult Fiction, Erotica | Rating: 2/5 So.. I read this book because it was recommended for people who enjoyed reading the, “Stopover.” As I do see the similarities in a sense of humor and being able to make me laugh I don’t feel like they…

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My New Reading Pal

Okay so I recently splurged and I got myself a Kindle on Black Friday. And I just got it in the mail and let me tell you I am in love. I love reading my books but this has really changed my opinion on e-readers all together. It looks like actually pages when reading it…

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Reverse Heram had me uhmmmm?

Book: Hate | Author: Tate James | Genre: Reverse Harem, Romance, New Adult, Dark, Contemporary | Rating: 3/5 Okay I saw this recommendation through someone on actually TikTok who is known for her erotica book club. So everything that she ever mentions I usually add it to my list. Well, this one she spoke on…

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A Book Every Girl Should Read

Book: How She Died How I Lived | Author: Mary Crockett | Genre: YA, Fiction, Suspense, Thriller | Rating: 5/5 WOW. So this book deserves a more serious review. First of all Mary Crockett didn’t even plan on writing this until she read about a murder of a young girl and the devastation that it…

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My Anxiety Told Me To Say Hi

Okay! I have been on here for roughly close to 2mnths (ish). I somewhat took a hiatus the last several weeks because listen here my Queens and Kings if you feel yourself slippen you cut the crap and reevaluate. I recently had my first child in June and on a serious note PPD kicked my…

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Team Derek or Lucas… Hmmm…

Lucas. Obviously freaking Lucas. Am I getting overly involved with these characters? Yes in the sense where I want what’s best for my Kylie gal pal! So with the first two books they were combined into one book so it feels weird that I am doing two separate reviews because like it felt like one…

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