Well. As no one was wondering I have been in a dark hole of shame over these books. There are so many and they are so long and my life was overtaken!! Once again TikTok has harassed me into reading a certain book. All I knew was I saw Harry Potter but SEXY. That’s all it took, what does this say about me?? All I know is that these books sucked me in so fast that time blurred. I was on a bachelorette trip trying to find time in the bar bathroom to drink my vodka soda and read a chapter. But as I have found that too much of any one good thing can lead to disastrous outcomes… AKA I burned the heck out. I think I was on book 5 and I was like what the heck I need something new. I kept fighting to finish but like I said they are LONG and there are a lot of them. Now if I was teenage Chloe reading these I would have finished because I would have had so much more time to speed through them that I wouldn’t have had time to reach this situation of blahdom… Books are amazing and I recommend them HIGHLY, and I plan to finish them one day but for the sake of my reading health it is going on hold. So therefor I won’t give a too in-depth analysis since I did not finish.. But all I am going to say is Tori and Darcy are *chefs kiss*… And Orion pls marry me….
xoxoxoxo IM BACK BETCH
Let’s get a few things straight. No beating around anyone’s bush –> straight to the factttsss. This blog will only consist of posts that I will immediately regret after posting due to the fact that I have no business having any type of opinion on absolutely anything.. Also if you are hoping to read some genius interpretation of some of the finest literature please do both of us a favor and just block me, or whatever you do on WordPress to completely erase the risk of you reading my trash reviews that will make you instantly hate me and want to tell me why.
Also if you haven’t noticed…. I am not a writer, and I usually never reread anything. (Or am I just that bad at English that I can’t form a correct sentence?) So if bad punctuation and incorrect use of words drives you crazy please join the people who already hate me because I am a disgrace to book bloggers everywhere.
This is my little oasis where I can drink my wine, probably get a little too tipsy and post my reviews about the books that I am usually too embarrassed to openly say I am reading. (Why do I still love young teen love, gross)
Okay now if you are a visual person and want to know what kind of blog this is. Picture a trashcan on fire. No further explanation needed.