Let’s be real honest real quick. I have no credentials to be starting a book review blog. I don’t really read anything that I should be proud of and my grammar typically sucks. This book review A.K.A my personal diary where I can type out my thoughts on my books that I can never share because I am too embarrassed will be posted here. This is a safe place for people who aren’t usually invited to book clubs because well we don’t fit the typical mold. All books are welcome here regardless of how trashy, childish or absurd they may be. I have a real dry sarcastic approach to books that will be very obvious throughout my posts. So if you are wanting a real thought out review on some of the world’s finest literature you are not anywhere near where you want to be! If you want to know more about me then go check out the “Blogger” tab. Or don’t, actually don’t let’s just quit while we are ahead!
Let’s get a few things straight. No beating around anyone’s bush –> straight to the factttsss. This blog will only consist of posts that I will immediately regret after posting due to the fact that I have no business having any type of opinion on absolutely anything.. Also if you are hoping to read some genius interpretation of some of the finest literature please do both of us a favor and just block me, or whatever you do on WordPress to completely erase the risk of you reading my trash reviews that will make you instantly hate me and want to tell me why.
Also if you haven’t noticed…. I am not a writer, and I usually never reread anything. (Or am I just that bad at English that I can’t form a correct sentence?) So if bad punctuation and incorrect use of words drives you crazy please join the people who already hate me because I am a disgrace to book bloggers everywhere.
This is my little oasis where I can drink my wine, probably get a little too tipsy and post my reviews about the books that I am usually too embarrassed to openly say I am reading. (Why do I still love young teen love, gross)
Okay now if you are a visual person and want to know what kind of blog this is. Picture a trashcan on fire. No further explanation needed.